Destroy the indestructible in this Darkly funny Card game!

Coming Soon To Kickstarter

Players: 2-6

Time: 15 min.

Ages: 7+

Tardigrades Are Forever is a darkly funny party card game about… not surviving forever. Our game asks the question: “How do you destroy something that cannot be destroyed? You destroy it with kindness!”

The result is a fast, highly replayable party game where every turn creates tension and every card must be used. Bad can become good. Good can become bad. And survival is failure.

Life Is Fleeting, But Tardigrades Are Forever!

A Race to Meet Your End!

Tardigrades Are Forever offers a unique twist on traditional party game mechanics. Your goal is to ensure your own Personal Apocalypse, while slowing your opponents down with Toxic Positivity. To top it off, players must play every card they draw - even when it hurts, adding loads of tension to every turn!

Simple rules. Constant Dilemmas.

The rules are simple, draw three cards then play all your cards. One you keep, one you give away, and one you trash, but here’s the twist - those choices won’t always help you. Sometimes you’ll have to blast yourself with a hurting card, or gift an opponent a helping card. No one ever said destroying an indestructible moss piglet would be easy.

Embrace your personal apocalypse!

Combine “Meh” cards into powerful combo actions that clear obstacles, steal progress, or manipulate key blockers. Gift kindness to your opponents to keep them around or edge closer to your own end by playing Personal Apocalypse cards. The first to line up four Personal Apocalypse cards achieves cryptobiosis and the victory of self-destruction!

Players: 2-6

Time: 15 min.

Ages: 7+

Will You Achieve Your doom...Er Victory?